T.O.E.I.C. — Test Of English for Idiots and Cretins

Here are two sample questions from the TOEIC test.

Easy:

Which statement is not true about the following picture:










1. The customers are eating a meal.
2. The dishes are on the table.
3. The waiter is pouring wine.
4. The chef is emulsifying the despot for the woman.


Hard:

Which word does not belong in the following sentence:
The social construction of acceptability is cyclical; prone to periods of torsion and nadir.